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fuckyeah1990s:


Fox 2000 has tapped “Elf” scribe David Berenbaum to write a sequel to the 1993 comedy hit “Mrs. Doubtfire,” with Robin Williams attached to reprise his starring role and Chris Columbus to return as director.

Theres a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works… Thats crazy. Read about it here [x]

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

(Source: unalike)

stethoscopesandsarcasm:

fyeahnursingthings:

I feel ya, Whoopie.

a true nurse reaction…

(Source: vesperlynds)

"3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee"

- Margot N., preppylane (via preppylane)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: destoxicity)

At 3am I have to drop an NG, start a new IV, give an enema, and change a deep wet-to-dry dressing… all on the same patient.

kikikurt:

ravingredhead:



#all the elements of the universe came together to make this joke

Be your own anchor.

(Source: bluemavor)


Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

- (via questiun)

(Source: sensxal-bliss)